The Dad Pack

Any good parent knows that the key to avoiding an undesirable scenario is to think ahead and expect the unexpected.  For instance, let's say your child spews her chicken nuggets all over her brand new outfit.  Bam!  Wipes, a freezer-sized Ziploc bag, and an extra change of clothes.  What's that?  A freshly skinned knee?  Pow!  Band-aid.  Waited too long to go to the bathroom?  Shazam!  A fresh pair of underwear.  Have a serious  case of the munchies?  Wah-lah!  Snacks galore.  Feeling thirsty?  Boom!  Sippy cup to the rescue!  How, you ask, could one man possess so much foresight yet conceal it with such suave as to seem like any other dad? BEHOLD! THE DAD PACK.  It is not a man bag or a common backpack as it is often mistaken.  No, this is the dad pack and not just any man can wield it's power.  For within it's myriad of cavernous compartments lies what no mere man could possibly carry.  It is to a dad as a bible to a priest, a sword to a knight, or a gavel to a judge. 

Fear not, for I am all powerful Dad!  I wield the power of THE DAD PACK.

So... what's in your dad pack?

Disclaimer: As hard as it is to believe, nine times out of ten I am lacking most of these things I claim to have in my bag but I can dream can't I?